Met Lana del Rey

Sobbing

Shit shower and shave before Lana del Rey tomorrow night

darklingnikkie:

honestly it annoys me with how much people focus on shirley. i love her to death too, she’s a role model of mine as well, for multiple reasons. but when you’re crediting garbage for something, mention the boys for once in your life.

like seriously, at my garbage concert, duke tried to get the…

It’s the time of night when I’m too physically exhausted to do anything except drag myself into bed and I only just realised I forgot to take off my makeup and now the makeup wipes are s o f a r a w a y ugh I don’t want to move

I passed my driving theory test today hip hip hooray
As soon as I came home I told my mother I passed and she yelled wehey let’s get the wine open
Drinking on a weekday is a recipe for disaster and so I told her, plus I have an exam on Friday
But I kid you not her reply was “Well what’s more important, exams or alcohol?” she’s a fkn bigger mortal mess than me