Turns out half of work has been slagging me off, ah well Sarah is coming back tomorrow and we’re going to see Blondie so it’s really hard to give a fuck


I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

(via spellbound-escapist)